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By Louise Rennison

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the dimensions of a small Labrador, in basic terms mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to tug him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly undies worn by means of outdated Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the element of them, besides? they simply move up your bum, so far as i will tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me by way of a qualified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a 12 months within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious booklet will go away you giggling out loud. As Georgia may say, it really is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for formative years Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), most sensible 10 early life First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor e-book, 2001 top Books for teens (ALA), and 2001 quickly choices for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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So it looks like I have sort of got a boyfriend. Why do I feel so depressed then? Jas is unbearable since the party. She sent me notes all through maths. Dear Gee-gee, Tom is sooooo cool. He walked me home and then, when we got to the door, he gave me a really nice kiss on the cheek. His lips are really soft and he smells nice, not like my brother. He asked for my phone number—do you think he will call? What day do you think he will call? It’s Monday today and I saw him on Friday so that is three days already.

I bet it’s double merde. Mum and Dad were talking in the kitchen and when I came in they stopped and looked all shifty. Don’t get me wrong, I like it when they shut up when I come in. Well I would like it if it had ever happened before. ” I can be hilariously cutting when I try. m. No matter from what angle you look at it, I do have a huge, squishy nose. I wonder if Mum would pay for me to have plastic surgery . . If I went to the doctor and said it was psychologically damaging to the extent that I couldn’t go out or do my homework, I wonder if I could have it done on the NHS?

She’s put about six centimeters of concealer on it and is wearing a scarf . . how inconspicuoso!! It’s HUGE! What has she been snogging with—a calf? I think it is so common. Why would you let someone bite you? The day dragged by. I really am going to complain about Miss Stamp—she should be working in a prison. I’m sure she has done before. Even though it was icy outside she insisted that in our games period we run round the hockey pitch. You could see your breath. She found Jackie and Alison hiding in the showers having a fag and made them change into their sports knickers and do the circuit twice.

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