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By Lee Bok

Are ya' bovvered? Are you in poor health of college or paintings and unimpressed with lifestyles often? Are you uninterested with humans looking forward to unreasonable issues from you - like having a wash, getting off the bed, purchasing stuff? ARE YA' BOVVERED? has all of the solutions you must justify doing bugger all (provided you'll be stricken to learn the book).

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MTV sucks ass. pmd 33 23/02/2006, 19:32 ARE YA’ BOVVERED? 10 REASONS NOT TO SHAVE 1. Last time you nearly cut off your balls. 2. None of the other French girls do it. 3. You will, just as soon as somebody gives you a job. 4. Mammals are supposed to be hairy. 5. You’re a haemophiliac; one nick and you could bleed out. 6. Shaving causes red bumps and ingrown hair follicles. 7. Your facial hair is a channel of holiness. pmd 34 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 8. ” (Leviticus 19:27).

10 REASONS NOT TO GO TO WORK 1. You hate the sexual harassment in the workplace – you prefer to do it in your spare time. 2. You only get two fifteen-minute smoking breaks each day, which means you have to chain smoke two packets during the evening. 3. You’ve been on holiday for two weeks and can’t face your inbox. 4. Attendance isn’t in your job description. 5. You haven’t used up all your sick days yet. pmd 54 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 6. Reruns of Cheers are only shown during working hours.

6. Shaving causes red bumps and ingrown hair follicles. 7. Your facial hair is a channel of holiness. pmd 34 23/02/2006, 19:32 500 REASONS NOT TO GIVE A SHIT 8. ” (Leviticus 19:27). 9. In a lifetime a man spends 3,300 hours shaving. 10. Shaving removes as much skin as it does hair. pmd 35 23/02/2006, 19:32 ARE YA’ BOVVERED? 10 REASONS NOT TO BUY A ROUND 1. You lost all your money in the fruit machine. 2. You bought the crisps last time. 3. D. 4. You’re sure you’re too pissed – you’ll never get served.

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