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By Cameron Pierce

A demented fairy story a couple of pickle, a pancake, and the apocalypse. it truly is Gaston Glew's 16th unhappy Day - the 16th anniversary of the saddest day of his lifestyles: his day of delivery - and his mom and dad have simply dedicated suicide. bored to death with the unhappiness of Pickled Planet, Gaston Glew builds a rocket send and blasts off into outer house, hoping to flee his briny destiny. in the meantime, on Pancake Island, Fanny Fod, the main appealing pancake lady on the earth, nurses a mystery unhappiness as she guards the starting place of all happiness: the mysterious Cuddlywumpus. while Gaston's rocket send crash-lands within the sea of maple syrup that surrounds Pancake Island, not anything will ever be a similar for him, or for Fanny Fod. Captain Pickle says: "Unchain your self from this briny destiny, oh pickled prisoner, and skim Cameron Pierce's The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island: A Tragedy for those that consume Food!"

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Download Evguénie Sokolov by Serge Gainsbourg, John Weightman, Doreen Weightman PDF

By Serge Gainsbourg, John Weightman, Doreen Weightman

Serge Gainsbourg's sole foray into fiction, Evguenie Sokolov describes an artist who makes use of his intestinal gases because the medium for his scandalous paintings. What as soon as was once a pungent and noisy challenge in his social and intercourse existence turns into a recipe for fulfillment within the early Nineteen Eighties paintings global.

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By Alfredo de Hoces

Fuckowski es un joven ingeniero informático, bohemio y soñador, atrapado en el laberinto de los angeles imbecilidad corporativa. Su día a día transcurre entre claustrofóbicos cubículos, jefes incompetentes, lameculos encorbatados y proyectos surrealistas. Una mañana, justo antes de una presentación, Fuckowski encuentra un pájaro herido al pie de un árbol. Entonces todo empieza a cambiar.

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Download Kapitoil (P.S.) by Teddy Wayne PDF

By Teddy Wayne

"Sometimes you don't really discover anything until eventually you examine it in reverse," writes Karim Issar upon arrival to big apple urban from Qatar in 1999. Fluent in numbers, common sense, and enterprise jargon but usually baffled by means of human connection, the younger monetary wizard quickly creates a working laptop or computer application named Kapitoil that predicts oil futures and reaps list gains for his corporation.

at the beginning an introspective loner adrift in New York's social scenes, he anchors himself to his mythical boss Derek Schrub and Rebecca, a delicate, disappointed colleague who could comprehend him larger than he does himself. Her effect, and his father's disapproval of Karim's Americanization, reason him to question the ethical implications of Kapitoil, relocating him towards a call that would make sure his destiny, his firm's, and to whom—and where—his loyalties lie.

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By Terry Pratchett

Who would need to hurt Discworld's such a lot liked icon? only a few issues are held sacred during this twisted, corrupt, heartless -- and oddly regular -- universe, however the Hogfather is considered one of them. but right here it truly is, Hogswatchnight, that the majority joyous and acquisitive of occasions, and the jolly outdated, red-suited gift-giver has vanished with out a hint. and there is anything shady happening concerning an uncommonly psychotic member of the Assassins' Guild and sure representatives of Ankh-Morpork's relatively large legal point. all at once Discworld's complete fantasy method is unraveling at an alarming fee. Drastic measures has to be taken, that is why loss of life himself is taking on the reins of the fats man's vacated sleigh . . . which, in flip, has Death's level-headed granddaughter, Susan, racing to solve the nasty, humbuggian mess earlier than the vacation season is going directly to hell and takes each person in addition to it.

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Download Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging: Confessions of by Louise Rennison PDF

By Louise Rennison

Angus: My mixed-breed cat, part family tabby, part Scottish wildcat. the dimensions of a small Labrador, in basic terms mad. loves to stalk Mr. and Mrs. subsequent Door's poodle. I used to tug him round on a lead, yet, as I defined to Mrs. round the corner, he ate it.Thongs: silly undies worn by means of outdated Swotty Knickers, Lindsay what is the element of them, besides? they simply move up your bum, so far as i will tell.Full-Frontal Snogging: Kissing with the trappings, lip to lip, open mouth, tongues...everything (apart from dribble, which is rarely acceptable). As taught to me by way of a qualified snogger.In this wildly humorous magazine of a 12 months within the lifetime of Georgia Nicolson, British writer Louise Rennison has completely captured the hovering joys and bottomless angust if being undefined. within the spirit of Bridget Jones' Diary, this clean, irreverent, and easily hilarious booklet will go away you giggling out loud. As Georgia may say, it really is "Fabbity fab fab!" Books for the teenager Age 2001 (NYPL), Books for formative years Editor's selection 2000 (Booklist), most sensible 10 early life First Novels 2000(Booklist), 2001 Michael L. Printz Honor e-book, 2001 top Books for teens (ALA), and 2001 quickly choices for Reluctant younger Readers (ALA)

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By Dixie Cash

Welcome to Salt Lick, Texas, domestic of huge hair,big ranches, and of the most important busybodies everto wield a blow-dryer—Debbie Sue and Edwina,also referred to as the household Equalizers. Their motto:Don't run over him—get over him! Their venture: tune down and divulge your straying guy. And theywon't cease until eventually woman household justice is served. Debbie Sue Overstreet and Edwina Perkins-Martin have by no means encountered an issue that could not be mounted with a powerful margarita, numerous hairspray, and an ear for gossip. they have realized that you're going to basically discover a straying spouse—or remedy a crime—by maintaining your senses alert. finally, each red-blooded Texas girl is familiar with ears are greater than only a position to hold your diamond rings! rookies stand out in Salt Lick like a preacher in a liquor shop, and all ears—and eyes—are on Paige McBride and Spur Atwater. Paige arrived on the town with not anything greater than 2 hundred money in her pocket and a Cadillac SUV full of dressmaker outfits. Her oil-rich daddy has minimize her off with no penny and now it is time for her to get a type of genuine jobs. The household Equalizers be aware of that Paige and her Barbie-doll seems to be are gonna stir issues up. quickly each cowboy, trucker, or even one in every of Debbie Sue's ex-boyfriends, a rodeo celebrity, is knocking on Paige's door. And, at as regards to the time she turns as much as commence her task tending the simplest slicing horses in Texas, the horses begin disappearing from all of the neighborhood ranches. Paige discovers she truly likes her paintings. finally, horses are extra unswerving than such a lot males. yet she does not like Spur, the recent city veterinarian. in addition to being movie-star handsome, Spur's an ex–football big name. ladies of every age love the hot vet, and without notice, extra cats and canine have become in poor health than ever ahead of. engaged on the ranch skill Paige cannot keep away from the guy, and all these disappearing horses convey her including the family Equalizers. Edwina and Debbie Sue imagine that Spur and Paige make the cutest couple—whether they're too bull-headed to achieve it or now not. yet discovering themselves knee-deep within the muck of a horse-thievin' and husband-cheatin' escapade is an entire different factor. doubtless approximately it, hearts are certainly going to get damaged, but when those gals have whatever to do with it, the hairstyles round city are nonetheless gonna glance nice!

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Download Jail Bertie and the Peanut Ladies (Sweet Meadow Series #3) by Dolores J. Wilson PDF

By Dolores J. Wilson

Bertie is at it back. It starts off while she desires a site visitors mild at a deadly intersection. yet as the buy of an automated site visitors counter would chop into the town council's Christmas social gathering fund, Bertie is pressured to count number every one automobile individually and current a file. Then Bertie, in her inimitable style, will get into it with one of many council individuals. while he dies of a center assault, she's accused of inflicting it. Goaded into operating for the now-open place, an not going political profession is introduced. that isn't all. She unearths herself operating opposed to Booger Bailey, he of barking goat reputation. that is going to be fascinating. Who, for example, is the mysterious donor financing his crusade? after which there is the 2 octogenarians who speak Bertie into backing them in a company enterprise: road merchandising their boiled peanuts. yet what are they honestly as much as? doubtless insignificant occasions once more twist Bertie's existence right into a sequence of inconceivable, and hilarious, misadventures. simply because Bertie is off and working.

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By Isabel Sharpe

Welcome to Kettle, Wisconsin, a city the place we all know not anything undesirable ever happens.

Enter Lorelei Taylor—notorious, glamorous, and scorching off a not-guilty homicide verdict that surprised the kingdom. To the ladies of Kettle, undesirable issues look all of sudden inevitable . . .

Sarah Gilchrist —A ideal residence and backyard cannot fairly make up for a wedding that is a break. Sarah is decided to upward thrust above her opinion of Kettle's dreadful newcomer and provides her an ideal welcome. yet within the face of Lorelei's outrageous provocations, Sarah's keep watch over starts off to unravel.

Erin corridor —What her husband does to her in the back of closed doorways remains hidden. yet Lorelei's acquittal provides Erin desire for the 1st time. confident Lorelei did kill her abusive lover . . . and bought away with it, Erin thinks she can have a few strength after all.

Lorelei Taylor —In Lorelei's eyes, peaceable, heavenly Kettle couldn't glance from now on like hell. She vows to shake up the town—smug, priggish Sarah; mousy, downtrodden Erin; and whereas she's at it, her widowed neighbor, Mike. other than the more durable she shakes, the extra the shake-up is going on to her.

Sometimes the one factor ladies at the facet desire . . . is a push.

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